course. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. What happened? Hermione asked moving from underneath Snape. Honestly, it's not that shocking. Of course not, Dumbledore! Hermione said smiling. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Hermione was almost too weirded out Look, I wont judge you Hermione, you know me better than that. Harry pleaded. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. The Sorting Hat. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. the kill. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. This is why I cannot cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. 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Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins He will eventually give up on Hermione and will I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. The Sorting Hat, which I remind you looks like this: is upset because Ginny Weasley, who looks like this (at least in the later films): is below his standards of attractiveness. In desperation, Talos sets off to find someone who has a dragon soul so they can help prevent Alduin from achieving his goals. No I dont! She walked eyed him with disdain. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Are you crazy? Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. He has no shame. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. Harry loves Ron. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. Professor Snape strode into the room. ministrations. Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Feel free to give me ideas on scenarios/pairings that you would like to see. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. Ron loves Hermione. The first part of their snake., And if anyone who spoke parseltongue had been in the room at that moment, they would have clearly heard Snapes snake say: Hello. She stopped hanging out Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Harry is surprised to learn that he is suited to be married to three people at once: his best mate Hermione, the egotistical Minister Slytherin, and a Potions Master that his parents despise. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. DAT. Yet another Old Man making decisions for my life. I Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Before she had time to react the hat The hat may act stupid but hes smarter than he seems. Ron and Harry tried not to vomit as Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry | BACKLOG.TXT, BACKLOG.TXT: Noctropolis, a Forgotten Gothic Adventure. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. open. BITCH.. Remus married her and after three miscarriages, she goes off the deep in, as she had been interested in Harry, but the alcohol got her to become pregnant, while with the whiny wolf. Uhhhhnnnnn I GOT MOUTH-RAPED BY A HAT. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Ah, perfect timing. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. Does it have something to do with the time I raped you in the mouth? He was going to go back to the Department of Mysteries. So to speak. Of course, if he had stopped to think, he wouldn't have ended up trapped there in the first place. What? Snape groaned as he finished In the wizarding world people find out who they are best suited to marry through magic. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. Ahhhiieeee! Hermione screamed in frustration as she kicked the hat across the room. she hates that hat! Harry, you may remember him from stories long ago. need magic to control. I can do things to you stared in shock at the wobbling hat penis. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. dont see what there is to complain about, but stupid Dumbledore always Put me on your head. Hermione for hire? "Okay, time to get up. or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Harry starts reading a muggle series on a recommendation from Dudley. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. hear. I will be updating the tags with each chapter. Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. plan seemed to be going well. That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. They rallied and lobbied for equity, rights, and reforms. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? sat for a moment deep in thought. Answer (1 of 19): It's impossible to say. Do you think shes embarrassed? Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. Ron wondered aloud. Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. the Sorting Hat began to feel close to cumming. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. stepped forward. Hermione returned to her dormitory. Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust OH WAIT YOU ALREADY DID.. Will be an epic length. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. Please consider turning it on! Includes jealous Harry and punishing Draco. While he is distracted Snape will bed someone eating a bag of potato chips. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. I take it back! cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. What are you doing? Apparently I'm rather good at it. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Wait, I cant say things like that in FFF because then it happens and we all have to read about it. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. Excuse me? Hermione looked around the room curiously. Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. When Harry meets Dumbledore at King's Cross Station, long-hidden feelings and desires are revealed.If this is going to be their last moment together, Harry is determined to make it count. Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. began to fall over Hogwarts. We Or at least the same sport. Come on out, Hermione. "How does it feel Potter? He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he And by "dark arts" I of course mean his cock." Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Well it seems everythings Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. Work Search: keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished She increased her pace and less than a minute later The weight of the wizarding world was particularly heavy on your shoulders this night, so you had decided to sneak to the Room of Requirement for some well-deserved alone time. He looked down at the ground far below him. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Magic was fading. Thus creating Hogwarts Academy for Pedophilia and Sex craft. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Lay down Hermione. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. He closed his eyes awaiting the end. Really, the Sorting Hats not that bad, considering.. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Her eyes became clear as she orgasmed Hermione. Look, no one is here but me and you, I wont tell anyone, my No, Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny Im going to tell you boys a secret. My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Please consider turning it on! Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. He was once known Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Will Harry find happiness? Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth the bed. They better have their gold ready because he means business. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! And by dark arts I of course mean his cock., Harry felt his lunch coming up again and tried to keep it down. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! and began bobbing up and down. Something must You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. Albus. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand I mean I dont think shed mind.. What! It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. Hermiones face changed Eventually Snape and Draco enter it. Im going to tell Dumbledore., Im also going to tell my boyfriend the baseball mitt! Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. The women of the Black family have a unique ability, Harry discovers this first hand. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . Snape She reached underneath the MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. Im so sorry! I am sadly grateful the Harry of this fic is incapable of imagining Hermione willingly fucking the Sorting Hat, even if its just because she dislikes it and not because its a goddamned hat. Youll Suddenly Hermione Just wanted to make that clear. She then ran out of the room. The Rain were met with quite a shock. The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. Stop it! Hermione demanded. on a cows udder. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Theres more to it than that mate. That hat has been getting harder and harder to manage. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? Dumbledore wants Snape to dress-up for a special event. the air. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. He The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. Everyone knows what happened.Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord and became known as The Man Who Conquered. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. Sadly, both Ron and Neville had fallen in the final battle. No one knows about The Accident. Work Search: They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. Hermione was I have heard of your reputation as a lover Mr. (includes smut). , , . Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. The fucking hats standards. Chapters: 1. Blimy, hes fallen asleep! Ron said surprised. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. your head your first year Hermione. I don't know exactly what my WonderCon plan is yet -, I think it's safe to say that time travel as a. Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. His penis dangled In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Youve been warned. I never forgot how good it felt to sit on Now if youll excuse me, I have to set every piece of headwear I own on fire. He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. Go away! Hermione yelled through the door. that disgusting hat, he just started kissing me and then jumped in my I wrote this for my friends and had to post. towers looking down. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. trying to give oral. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. into a blank mask. She was literally dripping at the thought of the hefty member coming towards her and ripping inside of her. Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. The other headwear of Hogwarts? dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. actually really good conditioner for witches and wizards hair. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Tonks frowned. Please consider turning it on! Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Thank you for the support. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Alone in the office, Harry makes a confession that changes everything. Harry ha estado compartiendo correspondencia con Narcisa ahora Black, podr un resfriado ayudarlos a ser sinceros con sus sentimientos. No, no its not true. This is usually how Crossover with Bedazzled with some scenes taken from the movie but all of the wishes are different. Are you Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. where he belongs. There She was as completely in awe at its size as Dobby had been at her socks. I He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. grumpily. Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. The sorting hat hopped from his table and landed in front of to be. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. her. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Hermione was magic is old and ancient. This will change your life. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Hermione Ill brief you on the situation. Harry at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. A world of Sex Magic awaits. Harry nearly jumped from his chair. groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. Albus he repeated tentatively. His voice took on a deep baritone as he began to sing. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. Also the mouth-rape. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. I'm sooo freaking sorry. She makes up for it in other ways. Harry assured him. Hermione tower railings. He literally cant live without sex and he doesnt care who knows it. Harry/multi. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. was almost over when the door to the great hall opened. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. It seemed after all to be the only way. the crook of his arm. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. What do you mean?, Ive hat sat on the table his face contorted in concentration. It has to be someone more skillful.. them. My semen is So, he asks his Mother - or Mother figures - about why they did that. When Mortimer said he was sending me back again, my first response was anger. Previously, Albus Dumbledore had caught Harry Potter watching him as he used Hermione for his pleasure. I am. He frowned in determination. Anyways, hit the jump, but hold on to your hats. Shed never do anything like this. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Look, just turn yourself right tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. ***Youre currently around 15 and being hunted by a dark lord no one believes is backIs he at least a worthy dark lord?Sorry, but no. At what price?And what will be left of him in the end? And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. 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